{"id":296,"date":"2024-03-10T15:45:05","date_gmt":"2024-03-10T15:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/?p=296"},"modified":"2024-03-10T15:56:37","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T15:56:37","slug":"la-grande-lessive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"La grande lessive"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\n\nAujourd&rsquo;hui on reprend : La lessive selon <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/leon.desavoie?__cft__[0]=AZVgx5CP9ghoXQ7do0k78ytCUVILaNVEo4oEmlUuYEtDuXAqC5FuHFar5GDK8XzPfRps-7TjzmA_xcv0Dlfqr10EkSedjm2DUY7lgn1JEE3LHk_-UI9qtRHe_GxkbRRbR-uVf0lCgyQ102LReQ5xoLe4W3-f92O2FhaT_B4nXfcE5A&amp;__tn__=-]K-R\">Leon De Savoie<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4c\/1\/16\/1f642.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>C&rsquo;est facile, \u00e9conomique, pas bruyant. Tu descends le linge dans la machine \u00e0 laver, tu sors faire les courses, tu rentres de courses, tu r\u00e9cup\u00e8res le linge, et <em>amor amor<\/em> tu l&rsquo;\u00e9tends pour faire plaisir \u00e0 ta petite femme. Mais ou est le loup dans cette histoire toute mignonne ? bin, juste, la machine n&rsquo;a pas tourn\u00e9 car le bouton n&rsquo;a pas d\u00fb \u00eatre appuy\u00e9&#8230;.. et c&rsquo;est quand m\u00eame bal\u00e8ze de <strong>r\u00e9ussir \u00e0 \u00e9tendre du linge sale et sec<\/strong> sans s&rsquo;en apercevoir. Je me suis fait mal au bide tellement je riais&#8230;.. sacr\u00e9 Leon, j&rsquo;en pleure encore <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t52\/1\/16\/1f923.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t53\/1\/16\/1f605.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tfe\/1\/16\/1f44f.png\" alt=\"????\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"742\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/428622805_7590533614313783_2832339278985964686_n-742x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-297\" srcset=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/428622805_7590533614313783_2832339278985964686_n-742x1024.jpg 742w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/428622805_7590533614313783_2832339278985964686_n-217x300.jpg 217w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/428622805_7590533614313783_2832339278985964686_n-768x1060.jpg 768w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/428622805_7590533614313783_2832339278985964686_n-750x1035.jpg 750w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/428622805_7590533614313783_2832339278985964686_n.jpg 1484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 742px) 100vw, 742px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui on reprend : La lessive selon Leon De Savoie C&rsquo;est facile, \u00e9conomique, pas bruyant. Tu descends le linge dans la machine \u00e0 laver, tu sors faire les courses, tu rentres de courses, tu r\u00e9cup\u00e8res le linge, et amor amor tu l&rsquo;\u00e9tends pour faire plaisir \u00e0 ta petite femme. Mais ou est le loup dans &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/?p=296\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">La grande lessive<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-fautes-a-eviter","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":299,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}