{"id":259,"date":"2016-10-02T07:00:33","date_gmt":"2016-10-02T07:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/?p=259"},"modified":"2024-03-10T15:57:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T15:57:00","slug":"ete-2016-aventures-sur-fond-de-papiers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"\u00e9t\u00e9 2016 : aventures sur fond de papiers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>La premi\u00e8re appel\u00e9e \u00ab\u00a0Bonne \u00e9toile\u00a0\u00bb :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>En sortant d&rsquo;un resto je ne trouve plus mes lunettes. Je retourne dans le resto. Me voila \u00e0 4 pattes en train de fouiller derri\u00e8re le radiateur. Non seulement j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 mes lunettes mais aussi LA CARTE BLEUE DE LEON&#8230;&#8230; mazette&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>La deuxi\u00e8me \u00ab\u00a0Vieillesse, naufrage, toussa, toussa&#8230;.\u00a0\u00bb :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Acte 1 : Avant de partir en \u00a0vacances, je cache les papiers de la Ka, tout en le disant \u00e0 L\u00e9on, qui me dit texto \u201c<em>Tu ne devrais pas les mettre l\u00e0, tu ne vas jamais les retrouver<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Acte 2 : Premier jour de boulot, contr\u00f4le sur la route, je me dis \u201cmerde mes papiers\u201d, mais je passe \u00e0 travers le contr\u00f4le. Et le soir je retourne une partie de la maison \u201c<em>Mais ou ai-je cach\u00e9 mes papiers\u201d. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>L\u00e9on se souvient bien m\u2019avoir dit que je n\u2019allais pas les retrouver, mais pas mieux que moi\u2026\u2026 D&rsquo;ailleurs, je me souviens \u00eatre contente de ma super cachette :)))))))<\/p>\n<p>Sc\u00e8ne finale : Deuxi\u00e8me jour de boulot, je tombe en panne sur la route, sans les papiers, sans les coordonn\u00e9es de l\u2019assistance, etc etc.<\/p>\n<p>J+6 je suis toujours en train de retourner la maison \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>ps : Voiture de location par l&rsquo;assistance : une Fiat500, ah \u00e7a je me suis fait b\u00e2cher&#8230;. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-262\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-262 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o-1024x1003.jpg\" alt=\"14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o\" width=\"640\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o-1024x1003.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o-300x294.jpg 300w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o-768x752.jpg 768w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o-750x734.jpg 750w, http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14481863_1265916206775587_2669495900830098106_o.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fin mai 2019 : \u00e9pisode 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bin voila, il suffisait de ne plus y penser : je viens de retrouver les papiers de la Ka. Entre la bouille bordelaise et le d\u00e9sherbant, dans le garage \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>pfuuuuuuuu<\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est de la faute \u00e0 L\u00e9on, il n&rsquo;a pas de m\u00e9moire :o)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La premi\u00e8re appel\u00e9e \u00ab\u00a0Bonne \u00e9toile\u00a0\u00bb : En sortant d&rsquo;un resto je ne trouve plus mes lunettes. Je retourne dans le resto. Me voila \u00e0 4 pattes en train de fouiller derri\u00e8re le radiateur. Non seulement j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 mes lunettes mais aussi LA CARTE BLEUE DE LEON&#8230;&#8230; mazette&#8230;&#8230; &nbsp; La deuxi\u00e8me \u00ab\u00a0Vieillesse, naufrage, toussa, toussa&#8230;.\u00a0\u00bb : &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/?p=259\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00e9t\u00e9 2016 : aventures sur fond de papiers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-fautes-a-eviter","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/isawood.sitaleon.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}